I'll make a deal. Tell me what could have happened to make so many people have such distinct impressions of me that are clearly, demonstrably false, and I will help you with your homework.
As reasonable an explanation as any, I suppose. Troubling, but it's unlikely anything can truly be done about it. I'll wait for it to resolve itself as everything else has.
In the meantime, I don't provide lessons, but you needed help?
Mm. No matter. One of those is certainly my forte, but I'm sure the information is general enough to apply to both. Visualize the point you're trying to make before you begin writing. Keep your supporting evidence relevant; don't ramble just to meet arbitrary word counts. If you've been allotted 500 words, use each one with purpose.
I would wager that you ignore outlines when assigned to you. Do not do this. Do not underestimate the importance of a strong outline to organize your thoughts and help bring structure to your words.
[which, she supposes, is what an alien would say.]
And I would never be that crass with my language. Regardless, this is more than just studying hard. This is about writing efficiently and effectively. It is a skill that will pay back dividends for years to come if mastered early.
I suppose the question, at this point, is what we should do next. If you are so convinced that this is the way I used to sound, it's clear to me that something has changed, whether in your perception or my own. How do we resolve it?
Perhaps it is something that, as everything else has, will resolve itself with time. Doubtlessly, the city is having some fun with memories this month. We will likely not be able to do anything to fix it ourselves.
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The tanabata is coming up. Perhaps you could wish for help.
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When did you start caring so much about using your full name?
It's never enough to just wish for something.
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Mm. That much is correct, at least. Clearly you have some sort of work ethic.
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I thought you were some kind of fucking badass.
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I'll make a deal. Tell me what could have happened to make so many people have such distinct impressions of me that are clearly, demonstrably false, and I will help you with your homework.
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A few weeks ago you had these really huge wings and you were all ready to bust shit with it.
Crazy, right?
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I'm sorry?
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You don't believe me do you?
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Do you have any sort of explanation as to why you would remember this and I would not?
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That app fucks with everyones memories sometimes. It can happen.
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In the meantime, I don't provide lessons, but you needed help?
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It's history and philosophy....
Got any tips for writing essays? Reading textbooks faster?
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Mm. No matter. One of those is certainly my forte, but I'm sure the information is general enough to apply to both. Visualize the point you're trying to make before you begin writing. Keep your supporting evidence relevant; don't ramble just to meet arbitrary word counts. If you've been allotted 500 words, use each one with purpose.
I would wager that you ignore outlines when assigned to you. Do not do this. Do not underestimate the importance of a strong outline to organize your thoughts and help bring structure to your words.
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Normally you'd say something along the lines of "FUCK YEAH!". The way you're being now...it's too formal.
It's like you've been replaced with an alien.
Alright, I got it. I'll study hard.
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[which, she supposes, is what an alien would say.]
And I would never be that crass with my language. Regardless, this is more than just studying hard. This is about writing efficiently and effectively. It is a skill that will pay back dividends for years to come if mastered early.
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This was totally you before. Aliens exist and I've met them.
I don't know what happened to make you change so much.
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[she doesn't know what happened, either. but she's starting to believe that something is different. and she's not a fan.]
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Smoking is nasty.
That's how you always sounded before?
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If that's the way I sounded before, perhaps the audio has deteriorated. Perhaps something has changed about it.
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Try swearing a little. You might sound like that.
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I suppose the question, at this point, is what we should do next. If you are so convinced that this is the way I used to sound, it's clear to me that something has changed, whether in your perception or my own. How do we resolve it?
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Geez, Anna. I wish I knew how to resolve this.
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Stop asking me to swear.
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So what do you like doing?
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When that is complete, I will attend to the city.
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