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[hauntedsavior]

anna amarande

31/f. happily ever after we lived, the end.

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[hauntedsavior]

Okay, Tubes, one thing to be careful about.
If you say something like "surprise me" and follow it up with a wink, there's even odds the person you're talking to is gonna think you want to fuck them.
And I'm not saying I wouldn't be, like, a little bit down for it, but I KNOW it's not what you meant to get across.
The wink's a powerful little emoticon. Just be careful with it.

[robussy]

[ woah, there. woah there!! did anna just say she'd be kinda dtf her sort of clone??? ]

What does aim have to do with human mating rituals?

[hauntedsavior]

[who else would know what she likes better than herself? well, kainé would, but—]

Oh, that wasn't a metaphor? Huh.
No, it's like... it's a flirty thing, too. Closing one eye real quick and then opening it again.
It's not like lining up a shot.
But I mean, as far as I'm concerned every time I wink it just looks like I'm blinking, so maybe I'm not the authority on winks anymore.

[robussy]

I'll leave that to you guys.

[ haha, romance!! with humans!! nope!! unless, ]

[hauntedsavior]

Oh, we're no better at it than you are.
We just have centuries of experience fucking it up.

[robussy]

Centuries and still no evolution, Anna?

[hauntedsavior]

I mean, people are horny for jpegs and robots now if that counts as evolution.

[robussy]

Excuse me?

[ anna ]

[hauntedsavior]

Oh, there's a whole ton of people who make horny fanart of glorified jpegs these days.
Listen, I didn't say it was good evolution, I just said it was evolution. Couldn't do that in the 90s.

[robussy]

[ no wonder humanity went extinct ]

Evolution implies something imperative for species survival.

But for once, I’m glad I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ please don’t explain jpegs or horny ]

[hauntedsavior]

All right, all right. I'll spare you the explanation for now.
Go talk with Viktor, yeah? Hope I could take your mind off some of the bad stuff for a bit.

[robussy]

I'm on my way there.[ . . . ] Thank you, Anna.

[ it's uncertain if she's thanking her for the advice, for the chat, or both. 2B probably wouldn't specify either (it was for both). ]